In a truly inspiring display of political prowess, Britain's knobheads are agonizing over Nigel Farage's Reform or Rupert Lowe's Restore, both brilliantly focused on immigration and completely ignoring, you know, actual problems. It's a tough choice between a gamekeeper and a squire who kills with his car.

<span style="font-weight: 400;">IN the constituency of Makerfield, knobheads face an agonising dilemma: Nigel Farage’s Reform or Rupert Lowe’s Restore Britain? We help them decide.</span> <p><strong>IN the constituency of Makerfield, knobheads face an agonising dilemma: Nigel Farage’s Reform or Rupert Lowe’s Restore Britain? We help them decide:</strong></p> <p><b>Issues</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Both parties have made the wise decision to discard trivial issues like education, ...