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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-22

Study Confirms America's Retirement Age Is Now 'Death'

A new study suggests the optimal retirement age in America is, well, death, as citizens are too burdened by debt to ever stop working. At least now you don't have to plan for it; it just happens while you're staring at a spreadsheet.


<p>NEW YORK — A recent study that analyzed the latest Census data revealed that America’s new retirement age is death, confirmed sources... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/study-finds-americas-new-retirement-age-is-death/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue reading this gem</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/study-finds-americas-new-retirement-age-is-death/">Study Finds America’s New Retirement Age Is Death </a> appeared first on <a href="ht...

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