Forget hiring a personal assistant; for a mere $60,000 (after customs, of course), the Unitree G1 humanoid robot promises to redefine 'doing absolutely nothing useful.' While it excels at gymnastics and looking vaguely menacing, its practical applications for the average Todos Santos homeowner remain as mysterious as the motivation behind buying one. But hey, it’s got 'flexibility beyond human limits'—perfect for reaching that last tequila bottle on the top shelf.