Apparently, the entire company had to gather for a crucial meeting, but it turns out Phil was the only one with actual business. Everyone else was just there for moral support. Or maybe just snacks.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0f5f4e362c76a0f5f4e362c8.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>GREENVILLE, SC — Sources revealed that the company-wide meeting scheduled today for all SynerTech employees was, in actuality, just for Phil.</p>