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humor El Deforma 2026-05-21

Government Threatens Free Concerts: Register Your Phone or Sing to Silence!

In a move that screams 'we're all in this together,' the government is now using free concerts as leverage to get you to register your phone number with your CURP. Apparently, if your digits aren't properly logged, your only soundtrack will be the crickets, and your concert-going days might just be over. #PosLosOigoEnSpotify is trending, proving we'd rather stream our music than face the bureaucratic music.


Los del banco han apoyado la medida gubernamental <h2 style="text-align: center;">Los del banco han apoyado la medida gubernamental</h2> <p>Con la intención de recordarle a la población la obligación de vincular su número telefónico con el CURP, el gobierno federal advirtió que quienes no registren su línea podrían quedarse sin más conciertos gratuitos.</p> <p><em>&#8220;Es simple: si no registras tu línea, no habrá bandas en tu colonia ni podrás entrar al Zócalo a ver los artistas que traemos&#...

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