Zillow, in its infinite wisdom, has added a 'currently on fire' filter for California homes. Because who needs to know about school districts when you can simply scout properties ablaze? It's the most practical update since the dawn of time, really.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0f4d881520d6a0f4d881520e.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LOS ANGELES, CA — Popular house-purchasing platform Zillow added a new feature this week that helpfully informs users of which houses in Southern California are currently on fire.</p>