After 33 years of inflicting his thoughts upon the unsuspecting public, Stephen Colbert is hanging up his hat. The nation rejoices, eagerly anticipating the sweet silence and the thrill of *not* watching him one last time.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0f3a30917206a0f3a3091721.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — With The Late Show scheduled to end its 33-year run on Thursday night, the nation was looking forward to not watching Stephen Colbert one last time.</p>