The same wise elders who expertly piloted the nation's finances into a $39 trillion hole are now generously sharing their wisdom on how *not* to spend your allowance. Apparently, impulse buys of avocado toast are worse than strategic national debt.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0f41bfd18866a0f41bfd1887.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — Members of the generation that oversaw putting America $39 trillion in debt gathered in solidarity this week to lecture Gen Z about its reckless financial habits.</p>