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humor The Onion 2026-05-21

Student Treasurer's Morals Crumble Under Weight of Fifty-Two Dollar Bills

A local student council treasurer's ethical compass spun wildly after acquiring $52 in singles, proving that even small fortunes can lead to grandiose fantasies and intense dollar-bill face-rubbing. The pizza budget is reportedly in crisis.

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