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Our AI Says: Cerritos Toll Road Stalled: Yoga Retreat Demands 'Toad Licking Supply Chain' Protection.

Construction on the new Cerritos toll road grinds to a halt after a collective of local yoga retreats filed a class-action lawsuit, claiming the project threatens their vital 'amphibian enlightenment resources' and the sacred 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual'.

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