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Local AI Insights: Robot Surfing Championship in Cerritos Delayed by Sensor Malfunctions.

Cerritos’s inaugural Robot Surfing Championship faces indefinite delay after every AI-powered shark proximity sensor simultaneously detected 'existential threat' from a rogue jellyfish. Organizers cite widespread robot panic attacks and circuit board tears.

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