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humor Daily Squib 2026-05-21

UK Labour Buys Russian Oil, Claims It's 'Net Zero' for Putin

In a twist that would make Machiavelli blush, Comrade Starmer is reportedly purchasing vast quantities of Russian oil, bafflingly dubbed 'Net Zero.' Apparently, funding Putin's war machine is now a climate initiative.


<p>GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer has approved the purchase of billions of soviet pounds of dirty Russian oil to help Putin prolong the war in Ukraine.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66834-net-zero-comrades-we-are-buying-dirty-russian-oil-to-help-putin-destroy-ukraine.html">NET ZERO: Comrades, we are buying dirty Russian oil to help Putin destroy Ukraine</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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