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humor The Onion 2026-05-21

Nation Demands Giant, Flavorless Frozen Blackberries Despite Soaring Prices

Americans are apparently obsessed with enormous, bland, freezer-burned blackberries and are begging companies to keep producing them, even at inflated prices. Who needs taste when you can have a frosty, golf-ball-sized disappointment?

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