A seagull, apparently a spokesperson for the avian proletariat, claims its well-aimed droppings on the King were a multi-layered critique of global capitalism and hereditary monarchy. It seems the chips weren't shared equitably, and a royal visit to Northern Ireland was simply the last straw.

<span style="font-weight: 400;">AS a seagull, my existence is inherently political. Consequently I have developed a radical consciousness that speaks truth to power and that is why I shat on the King.</span> <p><strong>AS a seagull, my existence is inherently political. Consequently I have developed a radical consciousness that speaks truth to power and that is why I shat on the King.</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">We – I speak for the gull population as a collective – are the d...