Who needs romance when you have digestive distress? Sociologists have confirmed that a midday coffee date is the ideal first outing for those who enjoy public panic attacks and frequent bathroom breaks. Because nothing says 'I love you' like a shared existential crisis over a latte.

<p>SEATTLE — Sociologists at the University of Washington confirmed that midday coffee is the best first date for people who can’t get... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/sociologists-confirm-midday-coffee-best-first-date-for-people-who-love-shitting-and-panicking/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read the full masterpiece</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/sociologists-confirm-midday-coffee-best-first-date-for-people-who-love-shitting-and-panickin...