In a stunning display of political desperation, lawmakers are reportedly shelling out up to a million dollars to Tucker Carlson, not for his endorsement, but to *not* receive it. Apparently, his seal of approval has become the kiss of death for political careers.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0e38d39688d6a0e38d39688e.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — Following news that Senator Thomas Massie had lost his bid for re-election, several politicians have reportedly begun offering media personality Tucker Carlson up to $1 million dollars if he agrees not to endorse them.</p>