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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-20

Politicians Pay Tucker Carlson Millions to Avoid His 'Support'

In a stunning display of political desperation, lawmakers are reportedly shelling out up to a million dollars to Tucker Carlson, not for his endorsement, but to *not* receive it. Apparently, his seal of approval has become the kiss of death for political careers.

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