A Gen Z individual has allegedly met their untimely end, not by a rare disease or a tragic accident, but by the sheer inconvenience of a DoorDash driver experiencing a flat tire. Apparently, the ancient art of foraging for snacks or, you know, cooking, is a lost cause for this generation.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0e1316ca4156a0e1316ca416.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>NORFOLK, VA — A member of Generation Z reportedly starved to death while waiting for a DoorDash delivery that would never come, authorities confirmed Wednesday.</p>