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humor El Deforma 2026-05-20

Pumas vs. Cruz Azul Final Tickets Cost More Than Your Rent (Or a Small Car!)

Forget the World Cup, Mexican finals are where it's at, with Pumas vs. Cruz Azul tickets fetching up to 200,000 pesos. Apparently, the real sport is not playing the game, but scalping tickets for it.


PROHIBITIVAMENTE REAL <h2 style="text-align: center;">El negocio de los equipos ya es la reventa</h2> <p>Estadio Baneado.- Se reporta que los <a href="https://www.jornada.com.mx/noticia/2026/05/19/deportes/reventa-de-boletos-para-la-final-pumas-vs-cruz-azul-alcanza-cifras-historicas" rel="noopener" target="_blank">boletos</a> para el juego de vuelta de la final entre Pumas y Cruz Azul se estรกn vendiendo hasta en 200 mil pesos, y todo parece indicar que serรก para que el marcador quede 0-0.</p> <p...

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