Faced with a word count shortage, the Apostle John employed a revolutionary tactic: extra-wide margins and a 22-point font. Apparently, divine inspiration sometimes requires a bit of digital typesetting.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0df594c017e6a0df594c017f.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>EPHESUS — Struggling to stretch his third letter to the recommended length, the Apostle John cleverly used 1.5-spacing, extra wide margins, and wrote in a generous 22-point font.</p>