British authorities are urging citizens to take a novel approach to crime prevention: stop being stabbed by Muslims. This groundbreaking advice promises to simplify law enforcement by shifting the burden entirely onto potential victims.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0dfc47203aa6a0dfc47203ab.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LONDON — In the wake of yet another deadly stabbing of a British citizen at the hands of a migrant, authorities in the United Kingdom issued a stern warning to all native residents to stop being stabbed to death by Muslims.</p>