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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-20

Supreme Court to Decide Custody Battle: Who Called Shotgun?

In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court will finally settle the age-old sibling dispute: who gets dibs on the front seat. Experts predict this will set a precedent for all future family road trips.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0e048f8aa546a0e048f8aa55.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. β€” In a groundbreaking case that legal experts predicted would set a historic precedent for generations to come, the United States Supreme Court agreed on Wednesday to hear an argument between siblings over which one of them had called shotgun.</p>

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