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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-20

Supreme Court to Decide Custody Battle: Who Called Shotgun?

In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court will finally settle the age-old sibling dispute: who gets dibs on the front seat. Experts predict this will set a precedent for all future family road trips.

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