Thomas Massie, a man so libertarian he might spontaneously combust, has finally earned his stripes. Turns out, true freedom isn't found in policy, but in the sweet, sweet liberation of unemployment.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0df004811316a0df00481132.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>GARRISON, KY — Congressman Thomas Massie has finally been recognized as a true libertarian after becoming unemployed.</p>