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humor Le Gorafi 2026-05-20

Disneyland's Goofy Euthanized After Child's Jugular Mauled in Bizarre Photo Op Gone Wrong

In a shocking twist, Disneyland's beloved Goofy has reportedly been euthanized after a gruesome attack on a 6-year-old boy. Apparently, the character mistook fan excitement for aggression and decided to go full 'wild animal,' leaving Disney scrambling to explain why Mickey doesn't have the same issues.


<p>Drame sans précédent au pays de la souris aux grandes oreilles : après avoir violemment mordu un enfant à la jugulaire, Dingo (alias Goofy) devrait être finalement euthanasié dans l’une des cliniques du parc.</p> <p>L’article <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/05/20/disneyland-paris-dingo-euthanasie-apres-avoir-mordu-un-visiteur/" rel="nofollow">Disneyland Paris &#8211; Dingo euthanasié après avoir mordu un visiteur</a> est apparu en premier sur <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr" rel="nofol...

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