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humor The Onion 2026-05-20

Squirrel Unaware He's The Subject Of A Months-Long Feud With Local Homeowner

In a tale of profound existential disparity, a local squirrel remains blissfully unaware that he's embroiled in a bitter, months-long feud with a homeowner. Meanwhile, the homeowner likely spends his days plotting acorn-related revenge, while the squirrel just wants to bury nuts.

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