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humor The Onion 2026-05-20

Gen Z Moves Home En Masse For Unrivaled Access To Triscuits, Study Finds

A recent study reveals that Gen Z adults are abandoning independence and moving back home, not for financial reasons, but for superior access to Triscuits. Apparently, the allure of perfectly toasted, woven crackers trumps rent and personal space for today's youth.


<p>MEDFORD, MAโ€”Charting a steep downturn in the number of young adults living independently, a study published Wednesday by Tufts University researchers found that Gen Z adults were moving back home for better access to Triscuits. โ€œOur data shows that Americans in their 20s are increasingly going back to live with their parents due to the [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-adults-moving-home-for-better-access-to-triscuits/">Study Finds Gen Z Adults Moving H...

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