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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-20

Mancunian Explains 'Manchesterism': It's All About Pints, Chips, and Hating Liverpool

According to one proud Mancunian, 'Manchesterism' involves a strict diet of pints and chips, embracing relentless rain, and an almost religious hatred for anyone from Liverpool. Basically, it's a way of life that sounds suspiciously like a hangover.


ANDY Burnham is all about Manchesterism. And, what with living in Ardwick, so am I. Let me tell you how it works here on the ground. <p><strong>ANDY Burnham is all about Manchesterism. And, what with living in Ardwick, so am I. Let me tell you how it works here on the ground:<span class="Apple-converted-space">ย </span></strong></p> <p><strong>Chips for tea</strong></p> <p>If Manchester stands for anything, itโ€™s chips for tea. Not every night, unless youโ€™ve the misfortune of being vegan. Every Fr...

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