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humor De Speld 2026-05-20

Dutch Herring: Sugar-Coated Vapes, Fusion Flavors, and Matcha for Gen Z

Struggling to entice youth with its briny charm, the herring is getting a makeover: doused in sugar, smashed into burgers, vaped for maximum addiction, and rebranded with trendy global names. Because if it's not matcha-flavored or street food-fusion, what's the point?


De haring is steeds minder populair onder jongeren. <p>​De haring is steeds minder populair onder jongeren. Slechts 16 procent van de mensen onder de dertig eet nog weleens de oer-Hollandse snack. Dat moet anders. Daarom hier vijf manieren om de haring weer populair te maken onder jongeren.</p> <p><strong>1. Wikkel hem in suiker</strong></p> <p>De haring smaakt zilt, oftewel zout. De augurkjes en ui zorgen ook nog voor wat fris en zuur, dus wat nog mist is zoet. Dat wil Gen Z. Wikkel de haring d...

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