In a move that has shocked absolutely no one who's seen a comment section, global superstar Bad Bunny has apparently quit music to open a taco stand after his latest tour was described as 'a Wi-Fi signal slowly deteriorating with rhythm.' He's now channeling his artistic energy into dropping onions instead of beats, proving that even a humble taco can be a Grammy-winning performance.

MEXICO CITY — In a stunning career pivot that nobody saw coming (except literally everyone on Reddit), global superstar Bad Bunny was spotted Tuesday behind a taco stand in Mexico City, furiously chopping cilantro and muttering “yo no hago trap… ahora hago tacos.” Witnesses say the reggaeton icon — real name Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio — set up the stand after critics “absolutely obliterated” his latest concert tour, which one reviewer described as “like watching a Wi-Fi signal slowly deterio...