Mexico's satirical newswire, El Jalapeño, proudly presents its annual 'What Didn't Happen' report, featuring everything from accidental airstrikes to celebrity taco stands. Apparently, the most accurate news of 2025 was the news that was completely made up.

Mexico News Daily's satirical newswire, El Jalapeño launched this year, offering a look at a hilarious world of news headlines that might have happened… in another dimension. From accidental airstrikes to aquatic airports (and even a celebrity taco stand), we've had no shortage of great headlines in 2025. Here are some of the funniest moments of the year: May Jalapeño live long and prosper. ¡Feliz Año Nuevo! El Jalapeño is published on the MND site every Sunday, and is 100% free for subscribers!...