Get ready to embrace shared suffering as Volaris and Viva Aerobus merge into 'Volaribus,' aiming to provide the most excruciating flight experience. With negative three inches of legroom and fees for blinking, this airline is truly redefining passenger comfort through sheer, unadulterated misery.

MEXICO CITY — In a bold move to “redefine what it means to suffer in the sky,” Volaris and Viva Aerobus announced plans this week to merge into a single airline, tentatively named Volaribus, with the explicit goal of creating the most agonizing flight experience known to humankind. Executives from both airlines proudly unveiled their shared vision: “Why have some discomfort when you can have total despair?” said Volaris CEO Enrique Beltránena, unveiling a new aircraft mock-up that features an im...