Jalisco's finest are now cruising in three brand new Tesla Cybertrucks, a purchase that surely addresses all security concerns and definitely isn't just for looking cool for the World Cup. Governor Lemus assures us that seeing these 'tanks' will make tourists feel safer, which is, of course, as good as actually being safer.

JALISCO, MEXICO — In a move described by local officials as “absolutely not compensating for anything,” the Jalisco State Police rolled out three shiny new Tesla Cybertrucks this week, promising to chase down crime and Instagram likes faster than ever before. Governor Pablo Lemus Navarro announced the purchase of the Cybertrucks as part of a 678-vehicle upgrade splurge ahead of the 2026 FIFA World Cup, describing the 970 million peso price tag as “pocket change compared to our collective sense o...