At a cool $650,000, the Unitree GD01 transforming mech is the ultimate accessory for the expat who finds driving a Range Rover through Todos Santos just too pedestrian. This ten-foot-tall, half-ton 'civilian vehicle' allows you to stomp around, punch through brick walls (for those stubborn property disputes), and even transform into a quadrupedal form, all while crammed into a cockpit with questionable weather protection. Because why walk when you can mechanically lurch?