For those spiritual seekers in Pescadero whose chakras are still misaligned despite a cabinet full of raw geodes, behold the Arcturian Orgonite Pyramid. Apparently, it offers 'energetic regeneration' and EMF protection, presumably from the 5G towers that beam alien consciousness straight into your kale smoothies. It's a small price to pay for intergalactic wellness and a stunning conversation starter for your next full moon gathering.