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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-20

Loyalty Pays Off! Customer Amasses Epic $5 Reward After 25 Years of Unwavering Patronage.

After a quarter-century of dedicated shopping and amassing an astronomical 73.66 billion points, Trevor Engel finally cashed in his loyalty card for a life-changing $5 discount. It just goes to show, persistence truly pays off... eventually.


<p>OTTAWA &#8211; History was made last Saturday when a customer&#8217;s quarter-century of dutiful loyalty card usage finally generated a bountiful return, a $5 discount.Β Β  The dedicated shopper, Trevor Engel, reached the coveted and near-impossible milestone of 73.66 billion points.Β  With a simple ratio of 1,031,240,000 to 0.07, this equals the minimum prize amount of $5 [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/decades-of-loyalty-points-collecting-finally-yields-...

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