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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-20

IRS Settles for Rape and Pedophilia Charges After Missing Out on Tax Evasion.

The IRS, disappointed about missing the 'big tax evasion' win, is now reportedly forced to pursue Trump on 'lesser' charges like rape and pedophilia. It’s the fiscal equivalent of settling for a participation trophy.


<p>WASHINGTON β€” After a settlement barring them from investigating Trump or his family on past tax issues, crestfallen IRS investigators are left... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/breaking/irs-forced-to-get-trump-on-lesser-crimes-of-rape-and-pedophilia/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue this tale</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/breaking/irs-forced-to-get-trump-on-lesser-crimes-of-rape-and-pedophilia/">IRS Forced to Get Trump on Lesser Crimes of Rape a...

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