Four gentlemen, masters of morning, have reportedly achieved a level of daily bliss at Denny's that mere mortals can only envy. Their 6 a.m. existential triumph serves as a stark, pancake-fueled reminder of your own pathetic life.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0cd774af0686a0cd774af069.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LOST HILLS, CA — New reports show the four old guys hanging out at Denny's at 6 a.m. are having a better day than you or anyone else could possibly dream of.</p>