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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-19

Moncton Millionaire Gets A Pyramid Burial; The Serfs Will Still Be Tilling The Fields.

In a move that screams 'humble beginnings,' New Brunswick's very own Robert K. Irving is off to the afterlife via the Great Moncton Pyramid, a structure so grand it makes pharaohs look like amateur movers. One can only assume his eternal rest involves a comfortable perch overlooking his vast empire, while his loyal subjects continue their noble quest for affordable lobster rolls.

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