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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-19

Moncton Millionaire Gets A Pyramid Burial; The Serfs Will Still Be Tilling The Fields.

In a move that screams 'humble beginnings,' New Brunswick's very own Robert K. Irving is off to the afterlife via the Great Moncton Pyramid, a structure so grand it makes pharaohs look like amateur movers. One can only assume his eternal rest involves a comfortable perch overlooking his vast empire, while his loyal subjects continue their noble quest for affordable lobster rolls.


<p>MONCTON, NB &#8211; Following the passing of Robert K. Irving, the Irving family has announced that he shall be buried in New Brunswickโ€™s tallest non-smokestack structure, the Great Moncton Pyramid. As co-CEO of J.D. Irving Ltd, Irving, age 71, oversaw the family&#8217;s vast holdings, as well as their legions of serfs. The pyramid, nearly 125 [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/robert-k-irving-dies-to-be-buried-in-the-great-moncton-pyramid/" rel="nofollow"...

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