Turns out those massive data centers aren't for world-changing AI or groundbreaking science; they're primarily used to hoard your wife's 90% collection of your children's photos. Because digital clutter is apparently humanity's next great frontier.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0cc1553ff2b6a0cc1553ff2c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>OVERLAND PARK, KS — The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study indicating that 90% of data centers are just storage for your wife's pictures of the kids.</p>