LEGOs: The Ultimate Prescription for Your Existential Dread (Apparently)
Forget therapy and medication, folks! Apparently, the cure for crippling depression is a few thousand tiny plastic bricks. Who knew assembling a spaceship could be more effective than actual medical advice?
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0ca4c5c31586a0ca4c5c3159.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>BROWNSVILLE, NY β According to sources, local man Porter Caldwell was completely cured of his clinical depression, anxiety, and stress-related disorders after his doctor issued him a prescription for a 7,541-piece Millennium Falcon LEGO set.</p>