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humor Reductress 2026-05-19

Scientology Speedrun: New Cardio Craze Takes Off

Forget jogging! The latest fitness trend involves sprinting through the Scientology building, apparently offering a surprisingly intense workout. Who knew auditing could be so aerobic?

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