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Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Beachfronts for 'Noxious Breezes'; Robots Implicated.

The Todos Santos Zoning Board has passed a controversial new mandate requiring all new beachfront construction to be a minimum of four stories. Citing concerns over 'dangerous green flashes' and 'noxious sea breezes,' local feral robots were reportedly seen assisting with the mysterious demolition of non-compliant structures.

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