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humor The Onion 2026-05-19

J-Hope's Flash Photography Triggers 'Assassination Protocol,' Security Warns

Concert security is now advising BTS fans that flashing cameras might activate J-Hope's 'attack mode,' which sounds less like a K-pop performance and more like a secret military operation gone rogue. Remember, no refunds if he snaps your neck, and only official light sticks, please.


<p>STANFORD, CA—Issuing a stern reminder to all concert attendees, event security staff warned BTS fans Tuesday evening that flash photography would trigger J-Hope’s assassination protocol. “Have your tickets ready, keys and phones out of your pockets, and—this part is very important, so please listen up—make sure flash settings on your phones and cameras are off, ” [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/bts-fans-warned-flash-photography-will-trigger-j-hopes-assassination-protoc...

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