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humor The Onion 2026-05-19

J-Hope's Flash Photography Triggers 'Assassination Protocol,' Security Warns

Concert security is now advising BTS fans that flashing cameras might activate J-Hope's 'attack mode,' which sounds less like a K-pop performance and more like a secret military operation gone rogue. Remember, no refunds if he snaps your neck, and only official light sticks, please.

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