Forget Beckham, some British footballers deserve roses named after them, preferably varieties that smell of beer, mud, and aggression. A 'Big Dunc' rose would deter burglars, while a 'Maguire' would be rose-colored and spectacularly average.

A ROSE has been named after David Beckham, and surely other British footballers should have the same honour. These richly deserve floral tributes. <p><strong>A ROSE has been named after David Beckham, and surely other British footballers should have the same honour. These richly deserve floral tributes: </strong></p> <p><strong>Julian Dicks (senior career 1985-2002) </strong></p> <p>Roses grow from shit and have thorns that can f**k you up, so would adequately represent the West Ham legend who s...