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humor Le Gorafi 2026-05-19

Cruise Ship Plagued by 'Blind Test' Epidemic; Passengers Lose Minds Over 80s Hits

Over 1200 passengers and crew were reportedly infected with a crippling 'Blind Test' virus on a cruise ship, leading to uncontrollable singing of 80s hits and worse. Authorities quarantined the vessel, fearing a spread of catchy jingles and 2000s throwbacks, resorting to napalm for decontamination.


<p>La compagnie Dream Cruises a fait état de 1289 passagers et 11 employés contaminés par une épidémie de Blind Tests sur l’un de ses navires de croisière. Reportage. </p> <p>L’article <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/05/19/1300-passagers-dun-bateau-de-croisiere-victimes-dune-epidemie-de-blind-tests/" rel="nofollow">1300 passagers d’un bateau de croisière victimes d’une épidémie de Blind Tests</a> est apparu en premier sur <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr" rel="nofollow">Le Gorafi.fr Gorafi...

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