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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-19

Forty-Year-Old Man Dating Witch, Moon Now Dictates Date Nights

In a shocking turn of events, a man seeking a long-term partner has found love with Audra, who is apparently a 'practicing witch.' His 40-year-old life is now hilariously dictated by lunar cycles and tea ceremonies.


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