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humor The Shovel 2026-05-19

Australia's New 'Values Test' Requires Migrants to Blame Other Migrants for Everything.

In a move that truly celebrates 'Australian values', Opposition Leader Angus Taylor is proposing a new test for migrants. Prospective immigrants will now need to prove their commitment to blaming recent arrivals for all of Australia's problems. Because what's more Australian than a good old-fashioned scapegoat, eh?


<p>“One of the central elements of being Australian is being able to identify a complex, multifaceted problem and then finding a creative way to blame it on brown people”.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/05/19/taylor-proposes-new-australian-values-test-migrants-blame-migrants/">Taylor Proposes New “Australian Values” Test Requiring Would-Be Migrants To Blame Current Migrants for Nation&#8217;s Problems</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theshovel.com.au">The Shovel</a>...

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