As the sun warms the earth, one local horticultural hopeful is bursting with enthusiasm to once again demonstrate her unparalleled ability to kill every living thing planted. Get ready, tomatoes, your doom is nigh!

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0b7ce0d1a766a0b7ce0d1a77.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>BOISE, ID — With spring in full swing, one local woman expressed excitement at the chance to finally get back outside and be horrible at gardening again.</p>