Demon lord Baal's bathroom break took a dark turn when he returned to find all 450 of his prophets unceremoniously dispatched. One can only assume his 'holy water' was involved, and Baal's Yelp review for the afterlife is probably less than stellar.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0b57359b98f6a0b57359b990.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>MOUNT CARMEL — The demon known as "Baal" returned from a bathroom break only to find all of 450 of his prophets dead.</p>