New political polls reveal a nail-biting contest between the candidate promising to 'Make Everything Worse' and the one pledging to 'Fix Everything'. Voters remain undecided, likely weighing which catastrophe they'd prefer.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0b55ab3071f6a0b55ab30720.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — New polling data in an ongoing political race showed a dead heat between the "Make Everything Worse" candidate and the "Fix Everything" candidate.</p>