A father has decided to get 'really into' the American Civil War, breaking the news to his bewildered family. We can only assume his next family meeting will be about the proper secessionist etiquette.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a0b4b464057e6a0b4b464057f.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>BANGOR, ME — Local dad David Kemp gathered his family together today to break the news to them that he's getting really into the American Civil War.</p>